Welcome to the Recovery Man Humor Asylum
Affordable Outpatient Treatment for the Humor Impaired
If you have found that your recovery has become a cheerless and relentlessly serious journey, then you have come to the right place. At Recovery Man we understand how damaging "serious" can be and we are here to help! No matter how deep your attachment to pain, we understand because we have been there ourselves. We hope you find the Recovery Man Humor Asylum to be a safe and supportive place to take in small doses of satire, humor and other things that will help you not take yourself so seriously. Enjoy! By the way, if you don't yet have your Recovery Man Secret Decoder Ring, please send $500 in small unmarked bills as soon as possible to Recovery Man Inc., PO Box 215, Brea, CA 92822!
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This is humor folks. Seriously. Satire and stuff like that. If you can't find something offensive on this page or on sites connected to this page, you might think about cutting down on those medications a bit. For the full disclaimer go here
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